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Dos Equis' Most Interesting Man in the World [Update]

I just heard a different radio ad for Dos Equis' Most Interesting Man campaign, and this one was even more hilarious than the first. Some of the lines from it: When it is raining, it is because he is sad. Even his parrot's advice is insightful. If there were an interesting gland, his would be...



Awesome.

This article's title combined with the visual literally made me laugh out loud. Click to expand



Apple iPad

Apparently Mad TV was ahead of its time with this sketch...it was uploaded to YouTube in 2007, but I have no idea when it actually aired. Regardless, pretty hilarious that it's popularity has obviously spiked now that Apple has actually introduced a (crappy) product called the iPad, a tablet that can't...



Lonely Island and Incredibad

A lot of people may not be familiar with either of the names in the title of this post, but mention Lazy Sunday or Jizz in My Pants and they immediately know what you're talking about. Lonely Island is the group (Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg) behind those hilarious SNL digital shorts...



Airport security

dave submitted the following exchange, along with this link. I'm not adding anything to it because it's hilarious and pretty much as long as the actual article: What's in the vial? Urine. Drink it. What? Drink your urine to prove it's not a bomb. This is ridiculous. I'm filing a complaint. You...



Destructoid review of Saints Row 2

dave submitted the following link and description from Destructoid: This is a video review of Saints Row 2, wherein I weigh the relative strengths and weaknesses of the different gameplay mechanics and narrative conventions in an effort to, eventually, assign a numerical score denoting the game's...



Chimp riding a Segway

Exactly what the title says...



Motorized (and ridiculous) shoes

dave submitted an article about some motorized shoes that look pretty absurd. I would love to see what happens if you hit a small bump or crack in the sidewalk. Now, there is a new way to look like an asshole while moving around town, the Ishoes, motorized shoes. Watch this guy tear ass in his new...



Great digg thread

This was pretty hilarious:



Chuck Norris Action Jeans

Photoshopped or not, this image dave sent me is pretty hilarious. It's a page out of a catalog for Chuck Norris Action Jeans, and the description is funny: "Developed by Chuck Norris for stunt fighting in action movies. These great looking western style jeans have a unique hidden gusset which allows...



Hotdog spends 54 years in the mail

dave submitted a story I remember seeing a while back, but it's funny enough that I think it merits posting. Two women started sending a hotdog back and forth to each other, and before you know it it's been 54 years and the thing looks disgusting. Flora Zimbelman says it all started 54 years ago when...



Whose Line Is It Anyways - UK Version

This video clip was getting posted to some sites last week, and it reminded me of how I used to watch the UK version of Whose Line all the time. And here's a great example of why - one of the comedians, Ryan Stiles, was playing a character in a sketch and ended up breaking a neon sign with his head during...



Bank promotion or bomb threat?

The details of how a fax with information about a bank promotion got interpreted as a bomb threat are quite funny, since the whole situation turned out to be harmless. The fax from a marketing group about a Bank of America small business promotion contained images of a lighted match and a bomb with...



300 meets Anchorman

This is seriously awesome. And unbelievably funny. Someone mashed up the audio from 300 with the fight scene (and some other clips) from Anchorman to create this hilarious video:



Caught by an illegal road sign

This would suck if it happened to me, but it didn't so it's hilarious. Over 50 people got stopped for disobeying a traffic sign. Except the thing is the "No Left Turn" sign wasn't put there by police, and it disappeared later. Now one of the guys that got ticketed is taking it to court. Rosen has...



There's only one Peyton Manning

Or at least there isn't going to be one more. Remember the guy who lost the SuperBowl bet with his friends and had to change his name to Peyton Manning after the Bears lost? Well, he no longer has to. DECATUR — Scott Wiese's rush to become Peyton Manning was sacked by a judge Monday: She ruled he...



Maybe Joe Rogan's not a total assbag! [Update 1]

After the Man Show and Fear Factor, I didn't think I'd ever be saying Joe Rogan's not an idiot. But two things have changed my mind. For one, he's remarkably intelligent-sounding in this clip, despite the fact that he's rambling a bit and talking about taking psychedelic drugs (Warning! - plenty of...



GOP ad says "Canada can take care of North Korea, they're not busy"

Ottawa is fighting back against a GOP ad stating that they can handle the North Korea situation because they're not busy. The swipe at Canada is secondary to the ad's first purpose, which is to blast Democratic Senate candidate Harold Ford Jr. The 30-second ad features various actors who suggest Ford...



Very original Windows Vista features!

dave submitted a YouTube video that highlights some of the features in the upcoming Windows Vista that have never been seen before!



Electronic privacy

dave submitted a story about an art project about privacy when using electronic devices - computers, PDAs, etc. The pictures are hilarious:



Think you own your property? Not in Canada's British Columbia!

There's a great article about an uproar in Canada's British Columbia. Apparently according to a recent mining law, it is legal for people to purchase the rights to walk around on and even create a mine on someone's property. Bruce Essington lives in a tarp-covered bread truck on the side of Bluenose...



Stanley Cup or a children's show?

dave submitted an article about how Rexall Place double-booked their venue. The quest for a sixth Stanley Cup has put the Edmonton Oilers on a collision course — with a 7-year-old cartoon girl and her monkey sidekick. Dora the Explorer's stage show is booked at Rexall Place for June 17, the same...



Airbus denies standing-room-only flights

dave submitted an NBC article mentioning Airbus's plan to have standing-room-only flights. European-based Airbus is pitching a standing-room-only option for Asian carriers. The proposal calls for passengers to be propped against a padded backboard and held in place with a harness. Thinner seats will...



David Copperfield gets robbed, magically conceals wallet

The Palm Beach Post has an article about how David Copperfield and 2 of his assistants were robbed after a show. The assistants gave up the cash, passports, and other things they were carrying after having a gun pointed at them, but Copperfield managed to conceal his wallet, passport, and cellphone while...



Don't gloat about the greatness of MLB Gameday (from work)

dave submitted a story from deadspin about how great MLB Gameday is, and then how someone got fired for talking about great it was to follow their team instead of doing work. we’ve been spending a lot of time using MLB Gameday of late, which we think is hands-down the best Gametracker of any on the...



School books wrong Jon Stewart

There's a story about how a school meant to book Jon Stewart of The Daily Show for a gala, but accidentally booked Jon Stewart the part-time wrestler instead. The DaVinci Academy thought it had made a deal with comedian Jon Stewart, star of ``The Daily Show'' and host of this year's Academy Awards,...



Restraining order on a crazy cat

There's an AP article that sounds far more like an article from The Onion about a crazy cat terrorizing a small town: Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining...



Small child gets stuck in toy claw machine

The Star Tribune has an article on a 3-year old boy getting stuck in a toy claw machine at a pizza place. The tot crawled through the toy discharge chute in the Toy Chest claw machine at a Godfather's Pizza in Austin and got stuck amid all the toys. Fire Chief Dan Wilson said it was one of the...



Illegible Handwriting

dave submitted a Smoking Gun story about a court order to dismiss pleadings and motions containing illegible signatures of lawyers as it was becoming a big problem. The irony? The judge's signature on the order is illegible.



Nixon transcripts

dave submitted an MSNBC article about the Nixon transcripts from a while back. There are some great quotes there: "Can we tell them 'no?' When I talked to the president, he was loaded."—Henry Kissinger to his aide in October 1973 when British Prime Minister Edward Heath's office tried to set up a...



Team trades soccer player for meat; player then retires

dave submitted an MSNBC link describing how a soccer team traded a player for 33 pounds of meat. THe player then decided to leave soccer for a career in agriculture or construction. The best part? This quote: "We are upset because we lost twice — firstly because we lost a good player and secondly...



Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is not "hip"

dave submitted a Chicago Tribune article about how Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich recently appeared on the Daily Show without realizing the show is satirical. Blagojevich says he didn't realize "The Daily Show" was a comedy spoof of the news when he sat down for an interview that ended up poking...



American woman snowboarder hot-dogs her way to the silver medal

dave submitted an ABC News story about an American woman whose hot-dog move in the womens' snowboarding event cost her the gold. An Olympic celebration turned into a mountain-sized embarrassment for Lindsey Jacobellis. Coasting to what should have been an easy victory, the American made a hot-dog...



The perfect Valentine's day gift

Via SNL, here's the perfect Valentine's day gift: Disclaimer: Only the last 5 seconds of this are funny.



Cheney shoots fellow hunter - dave finds a great blog

dave submitted a story that's in the news, but this is a double story, as the one in the news isn't all that exciting. Basically, while hunting, Vice President Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter who was frollicking around without observing the rule indicating you announce and identify yourself...



A classy Valentine's Day

I sent this to Matt already, as he is the biggest fan of White Castle I know. "White Castle?? But I thought you said classy!" I did say classy. White Castle is making an offer you can't refuse: Make your Valentine’s Day STEAMY! Take your Valentine to White Castle on Tuesday, February 14 between 5...



Brokeback to the future

dave submitted a trailer for Brokeback to the Future (a mashup of Brokeback Mountain and Back to the Future).



The Chronic - what? - cles of Narnia

In case you haven't heard yet, SNL created a great "digital short" rap Lazy Sunday about the Chronicles of Narnia with Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg. This thing is hilarious, and is now floating all over the internet...check it out: Update 2 [Video Removed]: The Lazy Sunday video was taken down...



Funny Google News Headline

I was scrolling through the Google News page and a headline caught my eye: Before I actually read the description (and Sports heading, which was less obvious in the context of the page), I was wondering why there was a football picture, and also about how weird (and unlikely :) the headline was.



Guy robs Chicago bar using a "gun-shaped" ham sandwich

The title pretty much sums up the story, but I also think that the culprit could very well be dave (aka The Earl of Sandwich). Police say a man used what they call a “gun-shaped” object in his attempt to rob a Humboldt Park bar Monday night. But a tipster tells CBS 2 the weapon was actually a ham...



Catholic URL reveals anti-homosexual message!

dave says, "Catholic webmaster can't hide thier subconscious feelings. Talk about your all time typos." See what he's talking about here.



Yahoo's joke on Google

dave submitted a link to a blog entry about what some people saw earlier when Yahoo unveiled its new map interface. They had labelled Google's HQ as the "Dude's Fish Store." Yahoo claimed to have further information (broken link here; screenshot on the left) about the store, listing hours of operation...



Best headline ever.

No joke. This is the best headline. Even better is the additional joke in the coach's name mentioned within the article. You gotta read it to believe it. Update: The article title originally was "Dick will replace Johnson vs. Gamecocks" The AP or ESPN has since changed it.



Lazy dog relieved of duties

In an article that seems like it's straight out of The Onion, a dog is relieved of police duties (no more dog duty :) for being lazy. Buster, who spent some six months on the beat, has been placed with a family in Sheffield, near this town in northern England, Police Constable David Stephenson said....



Neuticles - Give your neutered dog some balls

A man who invented prosthetic balls for dogs won an Ig Nobel Prize for it last night. Gregg Miller mortgaged his home and maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention — prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs. What started 10 years ago with an experiment on an unwitting Rottweiler...



NBA player gets robbed, finds and gets stuff back, and spots robber

The Dispatch has an article about how NBA player Melvin Ely was robbed of about $30,000 worth of stuff. According to a Charlotte-Mecklenburg police report, Ely and two friends were robbed by four men in the parking lot of the Carousel Club early Wednesday. The suspects also shot at his car, the...



Those funny Brits and their rental cars

There's an article online about how several Alamo locations in the UK have all sorts of weird stories regarding their rental cars. Excuses people have for damage and late returns, and strange things left in the car upon return. Customers can be very creative but sometimes the events are so far fetched...



Annoyed into donating

According to CBS News, a high school in Pennsylvania is running a "Stop the Bop" campaign, where they won't stop playing the Hanson song "MmmBop" until they have raised $3000 for the hurricane victims. The song plays during passing periods and lunch. The school has about 650 students, and they've raised...



Garbage truck dumps flaming load on driveway

There's an AP article about a garbage truck whose contents caught fire somehow. Firefighters that were dispatched were unable to stop the fire in the truck, so they had to have the truck dump its flaming trash on the driveway of a business called Four Wheel Drive Specialists. They then put out the fire...



Woman gets cable bill with derogatory name

Yahoo's got a hilarious article on this woman that received a cable bill with an incorrect name. Quite clearly, it was not a simple misspelling, as LaChania Govan got a bill addressed to "Bitch Dog." "I was like you got to be freaking kidding me," said Govan, 25. "I was so mad I couldn't even cuss." Govan...



Funniest review ever

dave writes: "The following is a review on amazon.com for a digital camera: 'I bought this thing here and I regret it. I could not find a place to put the film in and then I discovered it was dijitile. Next I found you have to have a computer or take out a little card that passes for film in...



Funny Sports Quotes

dave submitted an ESPN page of funny quotes, primarily from the world of sports. A few notable ones: "If you throw at someone's head, it's very dangerous, because in the head is the brain," and "On a scale of one to 10, I would say 60 to 65 percent."