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Dos Equis' Most Interesting Man in the World [Update]Hilarious
I just heard a different radio ad for Dos Equis' Most Interesting Man campaign, and this one was even more hilarious than the first. Some of the lines from it:
When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
Even his parrot's advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.
If you're unfamiliar with the campaign, check out this ad:

And some of the lines from the original ad:
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me.
When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
He has never stepped in gum. (hat tip to richman)
People are still laughing at a joke he told in 1997. (hat tip to richman)
Posted Wed, Jul 18th, 2007

Update: (4/30/09) There's a new radio ad playing for Cinco de Mayo...here's all the lines I can remember from it (I may be paraphrasing some):
It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th of May, in case his Cinco parties run long.
The Mayans prophecized his birth.
Even lucha libres remove their masks in his presence.
He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.
He serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.
and one more ad that's been playing for a while but I had missed:
He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet.
He has been pronounced dead 7 times...make that 8.
His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.
He can't be bought, but his beard clippings have been know to show up on auction.
He has never lost a sock.
If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.
You can use the contact link at the top of the page to send me any additional lines and I will update this post accordingly.

Update 2: (6/22/2009) Heard another new one over the last few weeks:
Most songs about love are written for him, about him, or by him.
He'd never initiate a conversation about the weather, even in a typhoon.
He's against cruelty to animals, but isn't afraid to issue a stern warning.
Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side. If he crossed them, he would still be the right side.
He won the same lifetime achievement award twice.

Update 3: (3/23/2010) I just heard a new radio ad playing the last few weeks:
Signs that say "This is not an exit" do not apply to him.
If he rides with you in your car, its resale value will instantly increase.
If he passed you on the street you would still feel stopped and said hello and asked you about your day.
He likes the word "fog".
If you were trapped with him in an elevator, you wouldn't want to be saved.
His business card just says, "I'll call you."

Update 4: (4/29/2010) Here's another new radio ad:
The Aztec calendar has his birthday chiseled in.
The front of his house looks like it was built by the Mayans...because it was.
His tacos refuse to fall from the shell.
If you were to see him walking chihuahua, it would still look masculine.
Dicing onions doesn't make him cry...it only makes him stronger.
He has never filled up on chips.

Update 5: (6/16/2010) Here's another new radio ad:
He has served as best man for grooms he's never met.
He strongly abides by the motto: "Safety third."
His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the Bermuda Triangle.
Even watching him sleep has been described as breathtaking.
He's never needed lip balm.
He went to a psychic once...to warn her.

Update 6: (7/30/2010) This one's a bit older, but I had missed it:
His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created For it.
Years ago, he built a city out of blocks. Today, over six hundred thousand people live and work there.
He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test.
Every time he goes for a swim, dolphins appear.
Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.
If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost, and you'd arrive at least five minutes early.
His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

Update 7: (7/3/2011) This one's been on quite a bit recently:
When he holds a shell up to his ear, he hears adult contemporary hits from the '90s.
His monkey business is the official business he carries on with primates.
The dinner he made last night was delicious. Ask anyone.
He finds squirrels untrustworthy.
If he were to say, "it's not you, it's me" he would be lying.
He figure skates, and it is glorious.

Update 8: (5/2/2013) It's been a long time since I've added an update, but the new Cinco De Mayo ad was cracking me up, though I think I only caught part of it.
The line for his Cinco de Mayo parties starts on Ocho de Febrero.
He has 3 little black books for women named Juanita
His 10-gallon hat holds approximately 13 gallons.
Also these were likely from a different ad:
In a past life, he was himself.
If opportunity knocks and he's not home, opportunity waits.
He gave his father "the talk".

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  • the new chuck norris syndrome!
    Posted by: Anonymous on Jul 19th, 2007 | 01:19pm

    the new personna of chuck is evolving as we speak in the most interesting man in the world. I love it. Keep em coming.


    • wtf is his name i demand to know
      Posted by: Anonymous on Jul 26th, 2007 | 10:35pm

      it best to not be a asecret. what is his name


    • My father
      Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 20th, 2007 | 11:09pm

      The most interesting man is my father. When I was born, the doctors thought that I was such a beautiful baby boy that they smoked Cubans with him in the delivery room to congratulate him on a job well done.


    • Who is the actor?
      Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 30th, 2007 | 01:03am

      I know I've seen him somewhere. Can someone tell me who the actor is who portrays him?


    • [Untitled]
      Posted by: Anonymous on Sep 24th, 2007 | 02:04pm

      Do you know if there is somewhere online to listed to these ads?

      I love them, but somehow they just aren't as good without the dramatic voice and music.


      • [Untitled]
        Posted by: niraj on Sep 24th, 2007 | 02:09pm

        Unfortunately I haven't found audio of the radio ads anywhere. The TV ads are all over YouTube, but they're quite different in style.


      • Isn't it "parrot's advice" ??
        Posted by: Anonymous on Oct 7th, 2007 | 06:39pm

        I thought the line was "Even his parrot's advice is insightful." Not "Even his parents' advice is insightful."

        Did I hear it wrong?


        • [Untitled]
          Posted by: niraj on Oct 7th, 2007 | 11:09pm

          I'm pretty sure it was parents, since parrot wouldn't make much sense unless he is a pirate :)

          I think the joke only makes sense that way.


          • parrot or parents
            Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 5th, 2008 | 02:44pm

            I haven't heard that one but it HAS to be parrot. You don't have to be a pirate...I have a parrot and he repeats a lot of things I say. That's what is funny about "even his parrot's advice is insightful"...get it? parents just isn't funny because they usually are insightful


            • Parrot
              Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 4th, 2009 | 03:14pm

              Parrots mimic what they hear...ergo, the parrot is repeating his words.


            • the parrot
              Posted by: Anonymous on Apr 13th, 2010 | 02:53am

              He's talking about me, I should know...
              Stay thirsty my Friends...
              -Parrot


              • [Untitled]
                Posted by: Anonymous on Apr 27th, 2010 | 12:13pm

                Yes it is his Parrot's advice not his Parents.


              • you guys are morons
                Posted by: Anonymous on Oct 17th, 2007 | 06:51am

                Even his parrots advice is insightful

                given that parrots only mimic and dont think for themselves, this is the play on "the most interesting man."

                pirate? you are an idiot.


                • parrot
                  Posted by: Anonymous on Oct 26th, 2007 | 09:57pm

                  It is parrot, parent wouldn't make sense because parents can have insightful advice, whereas parrots only say what they're trained to say, thus laking insight.. duh


                  • Radio Ads
                    Posted by: Anonymous on Oct 31st, 2007 | 01:15pm

                    If anybody finds audio of the radio ads, can you notify me at nickydacount@yahoo.com please? Thanks a bunch!


                    • Keep the Mystery
                      Posted by: Anonymous on Dec 6th, 2007 | 01:14pm

                      We finally have a good icon here. Don't wreck it by finding out who the Most Interesting Man in The World really is. The point you're missing is that it could be ANYONE. It loses the flavor when you focus on the actor and not the charcter! Besides, I'm putting my time in to be next in line anyway! And yeah, it's "parrot." I helped my friend in Central America catch and domesticate a parrot and he's not a pirate.


                      • Most interesting man in the WORLD
                        Posted by: Anonymous on May 26th, 2009 | 02:14pm

                        ... Strippers tip HIM.

                        His toe-nail clipping are considered legal tender in some third world countries.

                        He once removed his own gall badder with a latc spoon ... just to prove he could!

                        He was going to become a god -- but he turned down the demotion


                      • [Untitled]
                        Posted by: Anonymous on Jul 17th, 2010 | 07:37pm

                        lmfao @ ur matter-of-factness when clarifying that your friend is indeed not a parrot...

                        wonderful


                      • Magazine Ads too
                        Posted by: Anonymous on Feb 1st, 2008 | 12:45pm

                        I'm also looking for the radio ads, but I did find a magazine ad and scanned it to Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/19240692@N04/2234263091/


                        • [Untitled]
                          Posted by: niraj on Feb 1st, 2008 | 12:48pm

                          Thanks for that...it looks like it follows more in the steps of the TV ads with him giving advice. I still haven't come across the audio of the radio ads anywhere, but I definitely prefer their style (as in facts about him instead of advice/commentary from him).


                        • parrot
                          Posted by: Anonymous on Apr 20th, 2008 | 11:54pm

                          I'm surprised your not going to comment on how wrong you were about insisting it was parent instead of parrot.


                        • The Actor is.........
                          Posted by: Anonymous on Apr 23rd, 2008 | 05:59pm

                          It's Jonathan Goldsmith....however, there ARE other actors in those commercials from different points in time(all with a beard of course). But the man in the final scene as well as a few others is Jonathan Goldsmith!


                          • [Untitled]
                            Posted by: Anonymous on Apr 24th, 2008 | 11:57pm

                            Does anyone know the song that plays in the background??


                          • anonamous
                            Posted by: Anonymous on Apr 29th, 2008 | 01:45pm

                            who is the most intersting man in the world? How do i get his picture? I thought sean connary was at the end, but the mim is awsome!!!!!!!! Im in love!!!!!!!


                            • New Lines about The Most Interesting Man in the World
                              Posted by: Anonymous on Jul 23rd, 2008 | 11:35am

                              He once kissed a baby in a village outside of the province of Bandundu, and rid the entire continent of Malaria AND Aids.


                              • i know
                                Posted by: Anonymous on May 6th, 2009 | 09:30am

                                its jonathan goldsmith, he's playing a cuban man with cuban girls, the music in the backround i believe is a mexican guitarist and the sport he plays in the commercial is called jai alai


                                • ones missing
                                  Posted by: Anonymous on May 6th, 2009 | 12:23pm

                                  theres one where at the end he says 'even his parents are interesting'

                                  it was one of the first few that came out


                                  • Question
                                    Posted by: Anonymous on May 7th, 2009 | 04:38pm

                                    Does anyone think that Master's winner "Angel Cabrera" would make a good fit for the most interesting man in the world??


                                    • The Most Interesting Man in the World
                                      Posted by: Anonymous on May 12th, 2009 | 12:22am

                                      Even his parrot's advice is insightful.
                                      If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.
                                      His shirts never wrinkle.
                                      Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
                                      He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.
                                      It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th of May, in case his Cinco parties run long.
                                      The Mayans prophecized his birth.
                                      Even lucha libres remove their masks in his presence.
                                      He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.
                                      He serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
                                      Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.
                                      He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet.
                                      He has been pronounced dead 7 times...make that 8.
                                      His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.
                                      He can't be bought, but his beard clippings have been know to show up on auction.
                                      He has never lost a sock.
                                      If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.
                                      His organ donation card, also lists his beard.
                                      He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
                                      When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
                                      He is left-handed. And right-handed.
                                      Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
                                      You can see his charisma from space.
                                      The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
                                      He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.
                                      When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back.
                                      If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
                                      His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
                                      His blood smells like cologne.
                                      On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
                                      He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
                                      His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
                                      His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.
                                      Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
                                      He says nothing tastes like chicken…not even chicken
                                      He voted for Obama", just once to see the chaos.
                                      When he wakes up the roses smell him.
                                      Was once found Guilty, of being Innocent.
                                      If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.
                                      He sleeps with a night light, not because he’s afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of him.
                                      He holds a doctorate in originality in which he teaches at Harvard where no one ever passes.
                                      When he goes skydiving Peregrine Falcons always trail behind him.
                                      When he looks in the mirror there's never a reflection because he is only 1 of a kind.
                                      He can defeat anyone in a game of chess without making any moves.
                                      The President of a country once took a bullet for him on a failed attempt.



                                      • [Untitled]
                                        Posted by: Anonymous on May 15th, 2009 | 02:55am

                                        tits


                                      • More
                                        Posted by: Anonymous on May 29th, 2009 | 09:05am

                                        His charm is so contagious; vaccines have been created for it.
                                        Years ago he built a city out of blocks. Today, over six thousand people live and work there.
                                        He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test.
                                        Every time he goes for a swim dolphins appear.
                                        Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.
                                        If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost and you'd arrive at least 5 minutes early.
                                        His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.


                                        • [Untitled]
                                          Posted by: niraj on May 29th, 2009 | 01:06pm

                                          One more I received via feedback:

                                          He doesn't just stick with flour or corn tortillas, but mixes freely between the two.


                                          • More descriptions of him
                                            Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 23rd, 2010 | 05:17pm

                                            He has been known to get beautiful women pregnant, just by talking to them.


                                          • I think..
                                            Posted by: Anonymous on May 17th, 2009 | 09:13am

                                            The actor is just a bum on the street that they dressed up and hired to play the guy. After the commercial, he's kicked back onto the streets with one bottle of Dos Equis in hand and forced to wear his old, tattered clothes again. If he does enough commercials and saves his money instead of spending it perhaps he could become a slumdog millionaire. Stay thirsty, my friends.


                                            • to "I think"
                                              Posted by: Anonymous on Jul 9th, 2010 | 11:47am

                                              Actually Jonathan Lippe aka"Goldsmith" has been acting since the 70's.He has been on at least 45 different TV shows. he also runs a charity called S.A.B.R.E He also was good friends with Fernando Lamas the famous actor,whom he has taken Lamas style and voice to develop the character he portrays so I don't think he is "kicked back out in the streets after filming the commercials"more likely home to his mansion or to his yacht. One thing we agree on "Stay thirsty my friends"


                                              • In response to "I think"
                                                Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 24th, 2013 | 11:06am

                                                His wife is an agent, I believe, and she got him the gig. He lives quite well and is by no means a bum. He makes some pretty good dinero from the commercials, and as the above poster pointed out, he's had a long run in the entertainment industry. Stay thirsty . . .


                                            • More...
                                              Posted by: Anonymous on May 22nd, 2009 | 10:06pm

                                              He's won the same lifetime achievement award. Twice.
                                              He would never start a conversation about weather, even in a typhoon.


                                              • even more...
                                                Posted by: Anonymous on May 22nd, 2009 | 10:17pm

                                                Most songs about love are about him, for him, or by him.


                                                • [Untitled]
                                                  Posted by: Anonymous on May 22nd, 2009 | 11:42pm

                                                  He was once 100% certain about being uncertain



                                                    • Clearly...
                                                      Posted by: Anonymous on May 30th, 2009 | 01:06pm

                                                      This guy, or at least the guy from the original commercial ads, is based off of Ernest Hemingway's life.


                                                      • Clearly...
                                                        Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 24th, 2013 | 11:09am

                                                        Whether that's true or not, that's the feel you get from the commercials. The first few times I saw them, I wondered if it was a take on Hemmingway.


                                                      • [Untitled]
                                                        Posted by: Anonymous on May 31st, 2009 | 03:11am

                                                        He is Jonathan Goldsmith. He is an actor. See http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0326091/

                                                        Here's one line not mentioned:

                                                        it's not too early to beef up your orbituary!


                                                        • [Untitled]
                                                          Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 3rd, 2009 | 07:58pm

                                                          hahaha these are halarious


                                                          • the guy at the table with him ...
                                                            Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 5th, 2009 | 06:00am



                                                            • Jonathan Goldsmith
                                                              Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 6th, 2009 | 04:27pm

                                                              is the most interesting man in the world, article today on yahoo says hes a bit player in alot of cheesy sitcoms in the 70's, 80's and 90's, what ever gets you paid brother!! damn i would love to grow a beard like that!! lol


                                                              • dos
                                                                Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 10th, 2009 | 11:51am

                                                                When he goes to a restaurant waiters tip him


                                                                • New commercials
                                                                  Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 16th, 2009 | 11:15pm

                                                                  I just saw a some new commercials, here is one I can remember:

                                                                  He can speak French in Russian.


                                                                  • [Untitled]
                                                                    Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 17th, 2009 | 01:43am

                                                                    he has written proof that the bermuda triangle is actually a parallelogram.


                                                                    • most interesting
                                                                      Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 19th, 2009 | 03:18pm

                                                                      he once put himself up as collateral..


                                                                      • A Few More
                                                                        Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 24th, 2009 | 08:21am

                                                                        Just hopped on here from Google, noticed a few were missing. They're from TV ads I've seen in Canada; not sure if you're sticking to radio or if they just haven't been added yet, but here they are nevertheless:

                                                                        People hang on his every word... even the prepositions.
                                                                        He can disarm you with his looks, or his hands, either way.
                                                                        He can speak French... in Russian.

                                                                        And one from earlier:

                                                                        His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
                                                                        He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
                                                                        He lives vicariously... through himself.


                                                                        • one more
                                                                          Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 28th, 2009 | 05:49am

                                                                          he is so respected, even his enemies put him as their emergency contact number


                                                                          • Dos Equis spots..
                                                                            Posted by: Anonymous on Jul 1st, 2009 | 10:17pm

                                                                            These are GREATNESS! As a TV/radio veteran, I have never heard better. I laugh out loud every time I hear them in the car. Ah, to be associated with these creative "geniuses." What brainstorming sessions we would have. By the way, the Most Interesting Man is Jonathan Goldsmith, as mentioned earlier. Here is his IMDb link: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0326091/

                                                                            Keep up the great work and .. Peace!


                                                                            • The man behind the myth
                                                                              Posted by: Anonymous on Jul 4th, 2009 | 11:18am

                                                                              He once licked a poisonous frog just to see what it felt like, He once snapped his wife's bra strap just to see what it felt like to get slapped, He once stopped a chicken from crossing a road, He once rinsed his toothbrush in the toilet because he felt like it. He once tried to save a seal from drowning. He IS the most interesting man in the world ! Stay dense my friend!


                                                                              • The man behind the myth
                                                                                Posted by: joe33 on Jul 4th, 2009 | 11:21am

                                                                                He once licked a poisonous frog just to see what it felt like, He once snapped his wife's bra strap just to see what it felt like to get slapped, He once stopped a chicken from crossing a road, He once rinsed his toothbrush in the toilet because he felt like it. He once tried to save a seal from drowning. he IS the most interesting man in the world ! Stay dense my friend!


                                                                                • who is the blond girl?
                                                                                  Posted by: Anonymous on Jul 7th, 2009 | 12:33pm

                                                                                  Who is the girl with the short blond hair sitting next to him at the end of the most recent commercial? LOVE her hair!


                                                                                • [Untitled]
                                                                                  Posted by: Anonymous on Jul 9th, 2009 | 01:47pm

                                                                                  He knows who killed JFK

                                                                                  He won the arms race

                                                                                  He can see the Northern Lights from South America

                                                                                  He counsels the Dalai Lama on matters of spirituality

                                                                                  The Pope once requested an audience with him

                                                                                  He thinks quantum physics is foolish


                                                                                  • [Untitled]
                                                                                    Posted by: Anonymous on Jul 14th, 2009 | 01:19pm

                                                                                    He is a lover not a fighter but he is also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.


                                                                                    • [Untitled]
                                                                                      Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 14th, 2009 | 06:14pm

                                                                                      If he woke up on the wrong side of the bed he would still have a good day.


                                                                                      • the most important line
                                                                                        Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 28th, 2009 | 10:02pm

                                                                                        1 of the best ones I heard from a commercial posted on youtube:
                                                                                        His personality is so magnetic he cant carry credit cards.


                                                                                        • new line
                                                                                          Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 28th, 2009 | 10:18pm

                                                                                          He once got a woman pregnant just by looking at her... the babys name was Jesus.


                                                                                          • [Untitled]
                                                                                            Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 28th, 2009 | 10:27pm

                                                                                            He once broke a razor on his beard... when he was 8.


                                                                                            • Latest
                                                                                              Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 28th, 2009 | 10:52pm

                                                                                              He holds the world record - for holding the most records.


                                                                                              • [Untitled]
                                                                                                Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 31st, 2009 | 12:13am

                                                                                                If he wakes up on the wrong side of the bed, it will be then be considered the RIGHT side of the bed.


                                                                                                • [Untitled]
                                                                                                  Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 31st, 2009 | 12:19am

                                                                                                  He knows exactly how many blondes it takes to change a light bulb.


                                                                                                • [Untitled]
                                                                                                  Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 31st, 2009 | 12:22am

                                                                                                  If your GPS is slow, it's because it's waiting for HIS response...


                                                                                                  • [Untitled]
                                                                                                    Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 31st, 2009 | 12:25am

                                                                                                    When he touched it, The LEANING TOWER OF PIZA stood straight.


                                                                                                    • [Untitled]
                                                                                                      Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 31st, 2009 | 12:36am

                                                                                                      Niagra falls asked him to stand still so IT could take HIS picture.


                                                                                                      • [Untitled]
                                                                                                        Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 31st, 2009 | 12:47am

                                                                                                        When he's waiting for his beer... it's only because his beer is really waiting for him.


                                                                                                        • [Untitled]
                                                                                                          Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 31st, 2009 | 12:54am

                                                                                                          He watched as Neil Armstong landed on the moon... from the moon.


                                                                                                          • [Untitled]
                                                                                                            Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 31st, 2009 | 10:58pm

                                                                                                            He once accidentally shot a friend in the face... and his friend apologized to him for getting in the way.


                                                                                                            • [Untitled]
                                                                                                              Posted by: Anonymous on Sep 1st, 2009 | 12:00am

                                                                                                              While playing Collage Football, he once played a game at the Quarterback and the Wide Receiver position... and single handedly won the game.


                                                                                                              • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                Posted by: Anonymous on Sep 1st, 2009 | 12:00am

                                                                                                                While playing Collage Football, he once played a game at the Quarterback and the Wide Receiver position... and single handedly won the game.


                                                                                                                • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                  Posted by: Anonymous on Sep 1st, 2009 | 12:08am

                                                                                                                  His ego is always writing checks that his body can't cash.


                                                                                                                  • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                    Posted by: Anonymous on Sep 1st, 2009 | 12:11am

                                                                                                                    He will put you in a Full Nelson... just because your name is Nelson.


                                                                                                                    • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                      Posted by: Anonymous on Sep 3rd, 2009 | 01:01am

                                                                                                                      he IS smarter than a 5th grader...


                                                                                                                      • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                        Posted by: Anonymous on Sep 6th, 2009 | 12:41am

                                                                                                                        he can play Mozart and Beethoven on the piano... at the same time


                                                                                                                        • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                          Posted by: Anonymous on Sep 6th, 2009 | 07:36pm

                                                                                                                          His sweat ALSO smells like cologne...


                                                                                                                          • so interesting-
                                                                                                                            Posted by: Anonymous on Sep 21st, 2009 | 07:50pm

                                                                                                                            He bought me a dos Equis tonight. OMG
                                                                                                                            I followed it up wtih a Cazadories / double.. somehow i lost interest and went home now SHE was interesting than he ever hoped to be!
                                                                                                                            --she left before I did--


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                                                                                                                              Posted by: Anonymous on Sep 27th, 2009 | 01:03am

                                                                                                                              hey now some of these are just chuck norris jokes recycled. anyway the originals are hilarious!!!


                                                                                                                              • To Him
                                                                                                                                Posted by: Anonymous on Mar 26th, 2010 | 09:24am

                                                                                                                                When He Makes Long Distance Calls, Charges do not apply to him.....


                                                                                                                                • the sayings up to now!
                                                                                                                                  Posted by: Anonymous on Mar 26th, 2010 | 09:38pm

                                                                                                                                  When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
                                                                                                                                  Even his parrot's advice is insightful.
                                                                                                                                  If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger
                                                                                                                                  than most men's entire lower intestines.
                                                                                                                                  His shirts never wrinkle.
                                                                                                                                  He is left-handed. And right-handed.
                                                                                                                                  Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets
                                                                                                                                  there.
                                                                                                                                  He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though
                                                                                                                                  the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.
                                                                                                                                  You can see his charisma from space.
                                                                                                                                  The police often question him, just because they find
                                                                                                                                  him interesting.
                                                                                                                                  He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me.
                                                                                                                                  When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there
                                                                                                                                  on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no
                                                                                                                                  turning back.
                                                                                                                                  If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would
                                                                                                                                  close, due to poor attendance.
                                                                                                                                  It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th of May, in
                                                                                                                                  case his Cinco parties run long.
                                                                                                                                  The Mayans prophecized his birth.
                                                                                                                                  Even lucha libres remove their masks in his presence.
                                                                                                                                  He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.
                                                                                                                                  He serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
                                                                                                                                  Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.
                                                                                                                                  He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't
                                                                                                                                  happened yet.
                                                                                                                                  He has been pronounced dead 7 times...make that 8.
                                                                                                                                  His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.
                                                                                                                                  He can't be bought, but his beard clippings have been know
                                                                                                                                  to show up on auction.
                                                                                                                                  He has never lost a sock.
                                                                                                                                  "He sleeps with a night light, not because he’s afraid of the dark but the
                                                                                                                                  dark is afraid of him."
                                                                                                                                  "He holds a doctorate in originality in which he teaches at Harvard where no
                                                                                                                                  one ever passes."
                                                                                                                                  "When he goes skydiving Peregrine Falcons always trail behind him."
                                                                                                                                  "The President of a country once took a bullet for him on a failed attempt."
                                                                                                                                  "When he looks in the mirror there's never a reflection because he is only 1 of a kind."
                                                                                                                                  "He can defeat anyone in a game of chess without making any moves."
                                                                                                                                  "It is rumored that James Bond movies are his real life biography. "
                                                                                                                                  "He picks up chicks simply by literally picking them up."
                                                                                                                                  "His personality is so magnetic that he cannot carry credit cards!"
                                                                                                                                  "Restaurants offer him his usual table, even if he’s never been there."
                                                                                                                                  "Stray dogs obey his commands."
                                                                                                                                  "The Spanish Civil War was started by two women fighting over him."
                                                                                                                                  "His pot never has seeds."
                                                                                                                                  "Batman always uses the red phone as a direct contact for his advise."
                                                                                                                                  "Nightmares stay away from his cranium during R.E.M."
                                                                                                                                  "His passport has stamps of locations unknown to geographers."
                                                                                                                                  "People often ask him to spit in their hands for anti-bacterial purposes."
                                                                                                                                  "It is said that he once had a bowel movement, but it has never been
                                                                                                                                  confirmed."
                                                                                                                                  "He once was offered the holy grail, only to deny it saying he already had
                                                                                                                                  one."

                                                                                                                                  "It is said he once preformed brain surgery, while delivering octuplets."

                                                                                                                                  "In his presence scientists admit that all life sprang from his beard."

                                                                                                                                  He can speak French—in Russian.
                                                                                                                                  ( as he is saving a fox from a foxhunt)
                                                                                                                                  His beard has been known to stop bullets.

                                                                                                                                  He wears sunglasses to shield the sun.... from his eyes.

                                                                                                                                  He invented... the shocker.

                                                                                                                                  If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.
                                                                                                                                  Most songs about love are written for him, about him, or
                                                                                                                                  by him.

                                                                                                                                  He'd never initiate a conversation about the weather,
                                                                                                                                  even in a typhoon.

                                                                                                                                  He's against cruelty to animals, but isn't afraid to
                                                                                                                                  issue a stern warning.

                                                                                                                                  Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the
                                                                                                                                  right side. If he crossed them, he would still be the
                                                                                                                                  right side.

                                                                                                                                  He won the same lifetime achievement award twice

                                                                                                                                  Signs that say "This is not an exit" do not apply to him.

                                                                                                                                  If he rides with you in your car, its resale value will instantly increase.

                                                                                                                                  If he passed you on the street you would still feel stopped and said hello

                                                                                                                                  and asked you about your day.

                                                                                                                                  He likes the word "fog".

                                                                                                                                  If you were trapped with him in an elevator, you wouldn't want to be saved.

                                                                                                                                  His business card just says, "I'll call you."


                                                                                                                                  His toe-nail clipping are considered legal tender in some third world

                                                                                                                                  countries.

                                                                                                                                  He once removed his own gall badder with a latc spoon ... just to prove he
                                                                                                                                  could!

                                                                                                                                  He was going to become a god -- but he turned down the demotion

                                                                                                                                  He once kissed a baby in a village outside of the province of Bandundu, and

                                                                                                                                  rid the entire continent of Malaria AND Aids.

                                                                                                                                  His blood smells like cologne

                                                                                                                                  On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.

                                                                                                                                  He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.

                                                                                                                                  His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

                                                                                                                                  His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.

                                                                                                                                  Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.

                                                                                                                                  He says nothing tastes like chicken…not even chicken

                                                                                                                                  He voted for Obama", just once to see the chaos.

                                                                                                                                  When he wakes up the roses smell him.

                                                                                                                                  Was once found Guilty, of being Innocent

                                                                                                                                  His charm is so contagious; vaccines have been created for it.

                                                                                                                                  Years ago he built a city out of blocks. Today, over six thousand people live

                                                                                                                                  and work there.

                                                                                                                                  He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test.

                                                                                                                                  Every time he goes for a swim dolphins appear.

                                                                                                                                  Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.

                                                                                                                                  His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder

                                                                                                                                  He doesn't just stick with flour or corn tortillas, but mixes freely between

                                                                                                                                  the two.

                                                                                                                                  He was once 100% certain about being uncertain

                                                                                                                                  When he goes to a restaurant waiters tip him

                                                                                                                                  he has written proof that the bermuda triangle is actually a parallelogram

                                                                                                                                  he once put himself up as collateral..

                                                                                                                                  People hang on his every word... even the prepositions.

                                                                                                                                  He can disarm you with his looks, or his hands, either way

                                                                                                                                  His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.

                                                                                                                                  he is so respected, even his enemies put him as their emergency contact
                                                                                                                                  number

                                                                                                                                  He once licked a poisonous frog just to see what it felt like,

                                                                                                                                  He once snapped his wife's bra strap just to see what it felt like to get

                                                                                                                                  slapped,

                                                                                                                                  He once stopped a chicken from crossing a road,

                                                                                                                                  He once rinsed his toothbrush in the toilet because he felt like it.

                                                                                                                                  He once tried to save a seal from drowning.

                                                                                                                                  He knows who killed JFK

                                                                                                                                  He won the arms race

                                                                                                                                  He can see the Northern Lights from South America

                                                                                                                                  He counsels the Dalai Lama on matters of spirituality

                                                                                                                                  The Pope once requested an audience with him

                                                                                                                                  He thinks quantum physics is foolish

                                                                                                                                  He once got a woman pregnant just by looking at her... the babys name was

                                                                                                                                  Jesus.

                                                                                                                                  He once broke a razor on his beard... when he was 8

                                                                                                                                  He knows exactly how many blondes it takes to change a light bulb

                                                                                                                                  If your GPS is slow, it's because it's waiting for HIS response...

                                                                                                                                  Niagra falls asked him to stand still so IT could take HIS picture.

                                                                                                                                  When he's waiting for his beer... it's only because his beer is really waiting for him.

                                                                                                                                  He watched as Neil Armstong landed on the moon... from the moon.

                                                                                                                                  He once accidentally shot a friend in the face... and his friend apologized to him for getting in the way.

                                                                                                                                  While playing Collage Football, he once played a game at the Quarterback and the Wide Receiver position... and single handedly won the game.

                                                                                                                                  His ego is always writing checks that his body can't cash.

                                                                                                                                  He will put you in a Full Nelson... just because your name is Nelson

                                                                                                                                  he IS smarter than a 5th grader...

                                                                                                                                  he can play Mozart and Beethoven on the piano... at the same time
                                                                                                                                  His sweat ALSO smells like cologne
                                                                                                                                  When He Makes Long Distance Calls, Charges do not apply to him.....


                                                                                                                                  add if i missed any


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                                                                                                                                  Posted by: Anonymous on Mar 27th, 2010 | 08:02pm

                                                                                                                                  Even his tree house has a finished basement


                                                                                                                                  • The most interesting man in the world not
                                                                                                                                    Posted by: Anonymous on Apr 25th, 2010 | 03:15pm

                                                                                                                                    Is anyone thinks this old ugly man is interesting they really need to get a life


                                                                                                                                  • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                    Posted by: Anonymous on Apr 25th, 2010 | 08:03pm

                                                                                                                                    he wouldn't be afraid to show his feminine side... if he had one


                                                                                                                                    • New Fave
                                                                                                                                      Posted by: Anonymous on Apr 28th, 2010 | 04:59pm

                                                                                                                                      'The fillings refuse to fall out of his taco'


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                                                                                                                                        Posted by: niraj on Apr 28th, 2010 | 05:03pm

                                                                                                                                        I just heard this one...here's a few other lines I can remember, though I may be paraphrasing:

                                                                                                                                        He has never filled up on chips.

                                                                                                                                        The front of his house looks like it was built by the Mayans...because it was built by the Mayans.

                                                                                                                                        (Whenever I catch the full ad or if someone posts it here, I'll add it to the main story as an update)


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                                                                                                                                        Posted by: Anonymous on Apr 29th, 2010 | 11:31pm

                                                                                                                                        when the owl says who it is invariably him
                                                                                                                                        When ghosts pass by him at night they pick up their chains as not disturb him. (These came from the halloween ad)


                                                                                                                                        • poor
                                                                                                                                          Posted by: Anonymous on May 3rd, 2010 | 07:52pm

                                                                                                                                          what a load of crap!!!


                                                                                                                                        • ME
                                                                                                                                          Posted by: Anonymous on May 5th, 2010 | 06:12pm

                                                                                                                                          Even jealous people are jealous of him

                                                                                                                                          Even the self-righteous humble themselves before him


                                                                                                                                          • ME
                                                                                                                                            Posted by: Anonymous on May 5th, 2010 | 06:20pm

                                                                                                                                            He once found the needle in the hay stack


                                                                                                                                            • ME
                                                                                                                                              Posted by: Anonymous on May 5th, 2010 | 06:23pm

                                                                                                                                              He has counted to infinity twice


                                                                                                                                            • Ken
                                                                                                                                              Posted by: Anonymous on May 8th, 2010 | 10:00pm

                                                                                                                                              When he goes to the zoo, the animals stop and watch him have sex!


                                                                                                                                              • BOBTHEBULIDER
                                                                                                                                                Posted by: Anonymous on May 15th, 2010 | 07:42pm

                                                                                                                                                Jack Bauer dies in the new episode


                                                                                                                                                • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                                  Posted by: Anonymous on May 17th, 2010 | 02:49pm

                                                                                                                                                  His mother has a tattoo on her arm that says "son"


                                                                                                                                                  • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                                    Posted by: Anonymous on May 17th, 2010 | 02:53pm

                                                                                                                                                    He stands by his motto "safety third"


                                                                                                                                                    • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                                      Posted by: Anonymous on May 17th, 2010 | 02:56pm

                                                                                                                                                      His to do lists have won him pulitzers


                                                                                                                                                      • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                                        Posted by: Anonymous on May 17th, 2010 | 03:01pm

                                                                                                                                                        His two cents have overruled supreme court decisions


                                                                                                                                                        • more
                                                                                                                                                          Posted by: Anonymous on May 20th, 2010 | 06:21pm

                                                                                                                                                          he doesn't use an oven timer, he tells the food when its done.


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                                                                                                                                                            Posted by: Anonymous on May 21st, 2010 | 09:58pm

                                                                                                                                                            "He always wins best costume, he never wears a costume."

                                                                                                                                                            This quote was from a Halloween commercial and the quote is probably off a bit, but you get the idea



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                                                                                                                                                              Posted by: Anonymous on May 24th, 2010 | 02:55pm

                                                                                                                                                              he messes with the Zohan
                                                                                                                                                              his stocks never lose money


                                                                                                                                                              • He really is.
                                                                                                                                                                Posted by: Anonymous on May 24th, 2010 | 05:24pm

                                                                                                                                                                He once turned down a demotion.

                                                                                                                                                                He once beat the sun in a staring contest.

                                                                                                                                                                He can make minute rice... in thirty seconds.

                                                                                                                                                                He can skii on a snowboard, and vice versa.

                                                                                                                                                                He knows the sound of one hand clapping.

                                                                                                                                                                He has never stubbed a toe, he destroys sidewalkds, doorframes, and bed posts.

                                                                                                                                                                He is...

                                                                                                                                                                The most interesting man in the world!


                                                                                                                                                                • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                                                  Posted by: Anonymous on May 26th, 2010 | 09:38pm

                                                                                                                                                                  He is the only man to perform a DP


                                                                                                                                                                  • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                                                    Posted by: Anonymous on May 27th, 2010 | 08:39pm

                                                                                                                                                                    he goes to psychics... to warn them.

                                                                                                                                                                    i cant remember the rst from that commercial help! lol


                                                                                                                                                                    • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                                                      Posted by: Anonymous on May 30th, 2010 | 01:06pm

                                                                                                                                                                      People have described watching him sleep as breathtaking


                                                                                                                                                                      • on prostate exam
                                                                                                                                                                        Posted by: Anonymous on May 31st, 2010 | 12:47am

                                                                                                                                                                        he is allowed to smoke, after his prostate exam.


                                                                                                                                                                        • Doss XX video Collection
                                                                                                                                                                          Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 2nd, 2010 | 10:41am

                                                                                                                                                                          i have found the most interesting man in the world video collections. check it out. http://dosxxquotes.blogspot.com/


                                                                                                                                                                          • Doss XX video Collection
                                                                                                                                                                            Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 2nd, 2010 | 10:41am

                                                                                                                                                                            i have found the most interesting man in the world video collections. check it out. http://dosxxquotes.blogspot.com/


                                                                                                                                                                            • radio commercials
                                                                                                                                                                              Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 2nd, 2010 | 11:33am

                                                                                                                                                                              Would love to find more of the radio commercials online, they are too funny.

                                                                                                                                                                              "He's never needed lip balm."


                                                                                                                                                                              • Another joke
                                                                                                                                                                                Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 14th, 2010 | 05:54pm

                                                                                                                                                                                When he arrives at the gas pump prices
                                                                                                                                                                                go down


                                                                                                                                                                                • NEW COMMENT
                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 15th, 2010 | 02:35pm

                                                                                                                                                                                  EVERYONE WEARS SUPERMANS UNDERWEARD BUT THE SUPERMAN WEARS HIS


                                                                                                                                                                                  • Nice list...
                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 18th, 2010 | 11:19pm

                                                                                                                                                                                    Lot more if these quotes here: The Most Interesting Man In The World All Quotes


                                                                                                                                                                                    • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 20th, 2010 | 09:33am

                                                                                                                                                                                      I liked these the first time...when Saturday Night Live use to do a skit about a guy called Bill Brasky, and use the same type of sayings.


                                                                                                                                                                                    • here's one
                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 23rd, 2010 | 08:07am

                                                                                                                                                                                      He can touch MC Hammer.


                                                                                                                                                                                      • Lucky Jinx
                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 23rd, 2010 | 08:24am

                                                                                                                                                                                        he never sleeps, he just waits.


                                                                                                                                                                                        • Lucky Jinx
                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 23rd, 2010 | 08:27am

                                                                                                                                                                                          He doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.


                                                                                                                                                                                          • VietCongStinky
                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 25th, 2010 | 01:35pm

                                                                                                                                                                                            When he sniffs farts out of bus seats, it's because he wants to.


                                                                                                                                                                                            • another one
                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 28th, 2010 | 01:17am

                                                                                                                                                                                              He built his own casket after he was dead


                                                                                                                                                                                              • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 29th, 2010 | 10:54pm

                                                                                                                                                                                                he riddled the sphinx


                                                                                                                                                                                                • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 29th, 2010 | 10:56pm

                                                                                                                                                                                                  he knows what brown can do for u


                                                                                                                                                                                                  • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 30th, 2010 | 02:48pm

                                                                                                                                                                                                    rome was not built in a day... he was busy with the pyramids


                                                                                                                                                                                                    • most interesting man
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted by: Anonymous on Jun 30th, 2010 | 09:56pm

                                                                                                                                                                                                      his bowel movements never require toilet paper afterwards


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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted by: Anonymous on Jul 15th, 2010 | 12:28am

                                                                                                                                                                                                        i just love this guy, no homo, lol. i found some other cool thing about him here http://dosxxquotes.blogspot.com/.


                                                                                                                                                                                                        • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted by: Anonymous on Jul 17th, 2010 | 12:35am

                                                                                                                                                                                                          He's been known to cure narcolepsy, by just walking into the room!


                                                                                                                                                                                                          • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted by: Anonymous on Jul 17th, 2010 | 12:36am

                                                                                                                                                                                                            He's been known to cure narcolepsy, by just walking into the room!


                                                                                                                                                                                                            • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 8th, 2010 | 01:44am

                                                                                                                                                                                                              He knows Jack S*it!


                                                                                                                                                                                                              • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 8th, 2010 | 01:49am

                                                                                                                                                                                                                He taught Bo everything he knows!


                                                                                                                                                                                                                • [Untitled]
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted by: Anonymous on Aug 21st, 2010 | 11:51am

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  IN a competion, he would win, without even participating




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