dave submitted the following exchange, along with this link. I'm not adding anything to it because it's hilarious and pretty much as long as the actual article:
What's in the vial?
Drink your urine to prove it's not a bomb.
This is ridiculous. I'm filing a complaint.
You said beverage right? I swore you said beverage. Your boarding pass was in your mouth.
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